i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this
the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
Lilo and Stitch presenting an accurate representation of Hawaiians perspective on luaus held by tourists.
#what’s sad about this is that this is actually what Hawaiians had to do when the western culture took over #a luau was a sacred practice #until the westerners took the concept and had the audacity to change it into a time to stuff your face with food and put on grass skirts and coconut bras and dance the hula #and when they had these events, they didn’t even let actual Hawaiian people in #so to make money to take care of themselves, the Hawaiians were hired to work in these disgraceful events to clean up after the tourists like slaves only to make less than a buck #so good job disney for doing your fucking research and educating these people #sadly, this still goes on even until today and it makes me sick
I forgot this isn’t common knowledge to other people
Real talk whoever the creative team on this movie was should stage a coup of Disney and just make more real shit like L&S
This movie deserves a fucking Oscar for accurate portrayal of how Hawaiians view foreign tourists.
oh my fucking god that video that video omfg
the last 5 seconds broke my fucking heart
The progression of video games in a few decades.
me: *petting a cat* nice
cat: *bathes self where i touched it*
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”" -
No I fucking LOVE this.
Its 2013 and I’m still debating over if The Pussycat Dolls said boobies or groupies
woah, its almost as if maybe i made this post last year